July 2012
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
LOL and then there's me.
I sometimes have to be consoled by miku because of the feels. I get SO MAD AT FUCKING MARIO I COULD SLAUGHTER HIM WITH AN AXE RIVER TAM STYLE.
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Watchsuper-adventure-time:
Same
AGH SO CUTE. This is what my cats THINK they look like, cute adorable fuzzballs. But in reality they are old and fat and huge.
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Shoedazzle... SHAMELESSSSS
So I’m shameless, I just got 4 delicious pairs of shoes from shoedazzle. They are SEXY.
(Pics when I get themmmmm)
http://www.shoedazzle.com/invite/bs2iqzj9jl
a-mock-turtle:
federalists:
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
Pretty sure I already reblogged this but Im REREblogging it
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50 Shades of Ew, Chapters 6-10
fuckyeahsexpositivity:
[trigger warning: discussions of nonconsent, abusive relationships, and molestation]
Welcome back to 50 Shades of Ew, where today we get into discussing what negotiation looks like, as imagined by E.L. James.
Excuse me for a moment.
Thank you, John. You convey my feels so very accurately.
So, when last we left our heroine, she had just been kissed by Christian Grey...
You know you need to get laid when...
You see pictures of sexy people fully clothed and your first thought is
“I want to sex them please.”
Smh this is my life.
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
Oh, Fandom...
fwips:
now with twice the despair!
lov3good:
i hope they choose a good font for my grave
NOPE, COMIC SANS!
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HEALTHY FOOD
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN I WENT ON SPRING BREAK
howdoiputthisgently:
“Only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the foolishness of trying to...”
– from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via realjohngreenquotes)
Fuck Yeah, Sex Positivity!: Here's what I think... →
pilgrimkitty:
I don’t orgasm. Well, as far as I can tell. Sometimes I think I might, but it’s not that mindblowing experience that I read about in fiction or see in porn.
Does that mean that sex is not enjoyable for me?
No.
I like sex, with the right person or people. But I’ve had…
THANK YOU!
